Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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