Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Randomize
