is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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