After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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