We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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