Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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