Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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