she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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