I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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