Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
