So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
you made out with another girl for some wings
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