idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
The adults are the big ones right?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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