About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Randomize
