Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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