If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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