Sponge bath it is.
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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