But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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