Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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