we're blogging at a bar
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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