Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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