ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he puts the penis in happiness.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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