I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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