I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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