Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
sick fucks of a feather flock together
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Can I color on your dick again?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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