if you like me you must not know who I am
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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