I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
