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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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