So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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