Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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