And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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