Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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