Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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