hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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