i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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