Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Non-Jews are for practice
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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