I molested 6 butterflies tonight
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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