Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I just found a bag of teeth...
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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