did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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