Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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