We're like a lot better than the average bears
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
