Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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