I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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