just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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