Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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