I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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