Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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