He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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