I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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