she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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