yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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