I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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